No, you can still breathe under the balls.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
where are you?
Hypothermia
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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