if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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