Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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