I just saw a hot homeless man
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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