So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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