someone owes me an orgasm
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
