He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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