Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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