What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Randomize
