They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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