Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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