I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
