So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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