My nipple is on Facebook.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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