bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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