I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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