I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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