We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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