So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Found your dick twin last night
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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