Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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