my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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