I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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