thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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