No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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