does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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