So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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