i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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