ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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