WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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