I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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