Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my sisters under your porch take her home
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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