Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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