Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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