I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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