Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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