physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
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I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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