i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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