my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
