Who wears a wallet chain?!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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