2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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