Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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