considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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