What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Swine flu. Run for my life!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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