i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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