This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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