is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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