haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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