the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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