I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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