Just cropdusted the office
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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