Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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