U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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